Today, the Vatican's Chief Astronomer, yes I did say chief astronomer, has announced that believing in Aliens does not contradict faith in God. The Pope's Chief Astronomer, the Reverend Jose Gabriel Funes said that the great expanse that is the Universe means that it is quite possible that life elsewhere, even intelligent life, exists. The logic Funes uses in explaining how aliens don't contradict the Catholic faith is that they are God's creatures too and that denying the existence of Aliens would be "putting limits" on God's creative abilities.
There you have it folks you can believe in Aliens and still be apart of the Catholic church but if you dare to use a condom for any reason you will be excommunicated indefinitely. I wish I could have their superior logical and moral clarity.
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