....that when the inevitable nuclear war does come there will only be three forms of life that will survive: cockroaches, Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Now I know that cockroaches surviving a nuclear holocaust may surprise some of you. But, they really are resilient little bastards and have almost been around as long as John McCain.
In other news..... future nuclear war survivor Hillary Clinton gained the backing of North Carolina Governor Mike Easley. Today in his endorsement he made a contrast between her and Barack Obama by saying, “There’s a lot of ‘yes we can’ and ‘yes we should’ going on. Hillary Clinton is ready to deliver, that’s the difference.”
He also continued on to say that she makes Rocky Balboa "look like a pansy."
Hillary is in it to win it and so I caution YOU!, Barack Obama, health hath no fury like a woman that could survive a nuclear war. And if she has to pull the democratic nomination from your fingers one at a time and pull your nails off, so be it. Watch out because she is a mission and is going to shatter your hope bong into a thousand pieces the first chance she gets, even if it is at 3 a.m. and she has to go in under sniper fire.
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